Daniel, a delivery driver for a firm in the London Borough of Dedbridge, has a secret. That secret is his crush on Debbie, a route planner who works at the same company. Debbie is unique, she thinks Daniel’s hairdo can be saved. Daniel is a ditherer, he needs help. But today, he has reached critical mass, today he has decided it is about time he cast aside his shyness and let Debbie know how utterly wonderful he thinks she is. He even has a shower before going into work.

Sometimes toe-curling, mostly funny, a modern rom-com in a Hogarthian style.

Contains adult language, and chocolate. This is love, after all.