I started out in life with nothing. 40 years later, I still have most of it left. So I wrote a book. I couldn't be JK Rowling and write a book about wizzards and be a success, oh no. I had to write a book so darkly funny and offensive, one of my publishers staff left because of it. About me - at being a failure I am a great success. Everyone has a book inside them. I call it 'my child' Everyone should touch their child. My words are my tool. So lets not riot anymore. Lets all meet up in a park, get our tools out and touch some children... No wait, does that sound bad?